Thursday, August 30, 2012

Creepy Kids Songs Part 1: Toryanse

Summertime in Japan belongs to the ghouls. Dead ancestors return to visit the living during the O-Bon festival, and spine chilling ghost stories are the best way to beat the heat. Cut the air conditioning and turn off your fan, because TSB has a trifecta of  eerie nursery rhymes guaranteed to keep your teeth chattering through the humid nights.  

Pass through, pass through
Where does this narrow path lead?
It leads to Tenjin shrine
Won't you please let me pass?
Those without business may not pass
I have come with my child
To present an offering celebrating their seven years
Though going be easy, the return be frightful
Frightful it may be
Pass through, pass through
Morohoshi Daijiro Toryanse
Illustration by Morohoshi Daijiro.
Toryanse, or Pass Through, is played much like to London's Bridge. Two children sing as they join hands to form an arch that the others duck under. When the song stops, the arch comes down and anyone trapped inbetween switches places with one of the arches. 
Miyoshino shrine at Kawagoe castle Toryanse
The narrow path still stands. (Source)
At face value, the song is about a family convincing the gate keeper to let them inside Kawagoe castle north of Tokyo. The shrine refers to the Miyoshino shrine north of Tokyo, one of the fourteen thousand holy sites dedicated to the poet Sugawara no Michizane who was deified as Tenjin at the end of 10th century AD.  During the Edo period, peasants were only allowed into the castle for auspicious occasions, in this case the Shichi-Go-San festival celebrating a child’s third, fifth, and seventh birthdays, all joyous benchmarks in a time fraught with high infant mortality rates. 

This commotion also made it easy for spies and thieves to sneak in with the revelers. Sneaking out was another story. Visitors were waved through, only to face strict interrogation as they tried to leave. Though going be easy, the return be frightful, in more ways than one.
Girls dressed for Shichi-Go-San
Send your daughters to the slaughter at the Shici-Go-San festival. (Source)
Some macabre wordplay turns this simple caution into a warning from beyond the grave. In Japanese, "to go" (行く) is homonym for “to pass away” (逝く). Similarly, kaeru for “to return home” (帰る) can be perverted into “return from the dead” (甦る). Dying’s the easy part, getting back is the problem. Take care when passing through. 

This urban legend has taken up residence at cross walks in major cities. Busy intersections play folk tunes during green lights to let pedestrians know that they have the right of way, the most infamous being Toryanse. Here's the creepy bit—after Though going be easy, the return be frightful, the high notes in the last stanza segue perfectly into wailing ambulance sirens. The subliminal message urges you to look both ways when passing through, least you fail to make it across.
Another interpretation brings the danger much closer to home. A forgotten tradition of Shichi-Go-San involves hanging a paper charm in the shrine to pray for the child's safety. As the old saying goes, “children are property of the Gods until they turn seven” (七つまでは神のうち), making the talisman a proxy sacrifice that hopes to sate the Gods in keeping them from abducting the village youth.

Even today, missing children are said to be the victims of kamikakushi (神隠し), literally to be “spirited away” by the Gods. Kamikakushi was also a euphemism for mabiki (間引き), the practice of weeding out weak sprouts to give strong ones room to grow—which is to say, planned infanticide to reduce the number of mouths to feed. Toryanse may describe parents agonizing over a life-or-death decision. Do they make their offering at the shrine one of paper, or one of their own flesh and blood?

In other cases, being spirited away is more literal than metaphor. And when those abducted make the difficult trip back from the other side, they don’t return alone. 
Morohoshi Daijiro yokai manga
Folklore horror author Morohoshi Daijiro writes about a variation of Toryanse, Kaeryanse, or Return Home. In his manga "Tenjin-Sama", the song acts as a key between our world and a shadow zone populated by forgotten deities. When this gate at the Tenjin shrine is accidentally unlocked, a young girl dressed in traditional shichi-go-san ornamentation passes through it, together with the demon who first kidnapped her. With the portal left open, the Old Gods have free reign to claim their right—unattended children under seven. 

Yokai hunter Hieda Reijiro is there to save the day in typical anthropologist fashion. If Kaeryanse is a song of summoning, than Tooryanse must be a song of banishment. Hieda sends the monster into the void, though not for the first time. Recall that Tenjin shrines were originally dedicated to other Gods before Sugawara no Michizane usurped them a century ago. Our demon is one of the many beings pushed out of reality by the current Japanese pantheon. Who can speculate the intentions of these Great Old Ones, or the vengeance they will unleash when freed from their prisons to pass though, pass through?

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Robot Restaurant

Name: Robot Restaurant 
Hours: 5:30PM-11:00PM, closed Sundays. (3 to 4 shows depending on the day. Reservation required.)
Price: ¥3000. ¥4000 as of 8/20/2012 (Includes boxed lunch.)
¥350 for canned beer.
Age: 25+ (No drunk college kids busting the equipment, thank you.)
Address: 1-7-1 Kabukicho, Shinjuku. (Map.)
Japanese level: So long as you can make the reservations, you're golden.
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Robot Restaurant is anything but. There’s no mechanized waitstaff, much less anything to serve assuming there was a menu. Rather, customers are treated to an iridescent stage show put on by bikini girls celebrating the cultural quirks that make Japan the great nation that it is. Ready for right-wing propaganda, World War II fetishism, and innocent idols all under one roof? BANZAI!
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The evening begins with a suspiciously militaristic salvo of battle cries reinforced by Taiko war drums. All those red-and-white national flag inspired scanties will pump that hot-blood straight into your throbbing Samurai spirit. Seeing them twirl traditional naganita polearms and flags emblazoned with "Woman Warrior" is enough to make you become a constitutional revisionist just to see how these ladies would fare in combat.
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While chatting up a girl with a full back tattoo, beach-grown tan and rockin' 'bod may be proper bro etiquette in your home country, in Japan it's the fast track to the bottom of Tokyo Bay sporting a new pair of cement shoes, capiche? robot restaurant  (14 of 20)
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The follow-up brass band fell right into step with Japan's panache for doing Americana better than America. Don't expect Hooters Girls to break out such regimented rhythm. Even the waitresses at the Biohazard Cafe perform like zombies by comparison. Say what you will about the cheesecake—these are professional performers with the chops to rumble.
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And rumble they do, riding double on a fat hog. Who needs a fog machine when you have a diesel engine? These fun-loving biker gals are a callback to ultra-tough speed tribes like The Ladies that terrorized the countryside through the mid 90's.
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The restaurant's namesake finally takes to the runway. It takes two girls to pilot the robot—one to control the pneumatic breasts, and another to wave to the crowd. Surprisingly, the Guntank in a wig is not the most interesting piece of hardware in the robot carnival.
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No, that honor goes to this morale-boosting troop transport. The tank's electricolor dreamcoating renders it useless in combat, but man, imagine the sense of power you'd get straddling the canon.
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As the big machines taxi lazily across the main strip, an LED-embossed merry-go-round ferries, well,  pole-dancing fairies around the peripheral of the room.
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If the fluorescent Panzer wasn't enough, the girls bring out a World War II bomber for one last run, thus bookending the militant undertones of the evening. Dig the pink leopard print aviator caps!
robot restaurant  (3 of 20)-2Once all the gear was returned safely to the holding cages, the dancers worked the crowd as only an cabaret unit could, skipping down the line in an impromptu high-five session.  Giant robots, glow sticks, and a bit of harmless skinship—an otaku dream fulfilled.
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From the hyper eurobeat soundtrack to the opulent 10 billion yen startup cost, Robot Restaurant feels like it slipped through a wormhole straight from the bubble economy, a period where Japan had the cash and libido to fuel such spectacular decadence. In a way the bubble never popped in Kabukicho—the unique needs of its nightlife prop up an independent micro-economy. The champagne fountains may have dried up, but step into this time machine and you can pretend to party like it's 1989.

FINAL JUDGMENT
Food: N/A (The box lunch is an afterthought.)
Service: 5/5 (Dude, did you see that? She was totally smiling right at me!)
Ambiance: 5/5 (A cool date destination despite appearances.)
Maximum Overdrive: 2/5 (Minimal contribution to robot uprising.)

Complete photo set on flickr.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Screaming Mad George's Paranoiascape

Art by Screaming Mad George
Illustration for Punk magazine.
Even if you're not consciously aware of Screaming Mad George (AKA SMG), he has fingers curled tightly around the throat of your repressed inner child. The Osaka-born visual effects artist is responsible for some of the best in traumatizing B-movie body horror, such as the cockroach transformation sequence from A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 and monsters in The Guvyer live-action, as well as connoisseur-level camp in Jack Frost and The Dentist 2.

He first journeyed to America in the 70's to study at the New York City School of Visual Arts before forming seminal horror punk-performance band, The Mad, whose gore-strewn sets loaded with prosthetic appendages—including self-disemboweling and cannibal babies—helped pave the way for a Hollywood gig on Predator.

Irrational, SMG's post-Mad group from 1983.
George describes his style as “anti-realism,” an outlet to free associate nightmarish dreamscapes onto the screen with a thin veneer of fantasy that insulates against the shock of real world violence. His mantra drowns out the critics who peg gore hounds as psychopaths. To quote, “you can enjoy fake violence even if it's a really, really horrible thing. But I don't like violence when it's real. I don't like anything that is real.”
Paranoiascape gameplay
World 1-1 as you've never seen it before.
And nothing is as unreal as Paranoiascape. A Japan-only Playstation release from 1998, George handled the creature design, concept, and music in reanimating the long-deceased pinball genre as a first-person shooter. Imagine equal parts Devil Crash and Doom stitched together with a screeching metal soundtrack and you're only halfway there—Paranoiascape needs to experienced firsthand to fully plumb the depths of its madness.
Paranoiascape gameplay
The gameplay and environmental hazards are straight out of a Dali painting—if Dali had been a gutter punk from the 80's. Dirty syringes spring up from the floor to jab the skeletal flippers. Flocks of vitreous-sucking Vampfish swoop in to steal your flaming brain pinball. The stage select screen is a pizza of death topped with melted ears and giggling cancer cells. George never fails to put on an entertaining show.
Paranoiascape gameplay
His final act plucks you out of the familiar POV hallways and drops you into an overhead maze infested with cardboard zombies. You command a mannequin grafted onto a wheelchair, a failed alchemy experiment straight out of a Brothers Quay feature, in navigating the crypt to unite the spirits of the king and queen so they can create a new form of life. Behold, the first ever pinball concept album.
Paranoiascape gameplay
 The title plays  more like an extended music video for his at-the-time band, Psychosis, than an actual video game. Regardless of how precisely you time the flippers, they only launch the ball in one direction—the one you don't want. It's best to simply set it to infinite credits, sit back, and enjoy the twisted ride.
Paranoiascape gameplay
With the gameplay removed, you're left with a guided tour of George's impressive career that terminates with a FMV of his creature workshop. The breathing walls come from his time with H.R. Giger on the set of Poltergeist II. The ass-faced walkers in high heels are a send-up of the infamous “butthead” scene from Brian Yuzna's Society. After a certain point you start to see the method behind George's madness. Don't take my word for it—I implore you to spend an evening mucking through SMG's mind. You too will realize that what goes down on the inside is far more sane than what is perpetrated on the outside.

BONUS STAGE:
The Mad Eyeball 7", I Hate Music
The Mad 7"s available for download:
Eyeball
Fried Egg

Monster Maker's Contest 1986
A grotesque parade of the best in creature effects, curated by Screaming Mad George.

Longplay of Paranoiascape on Niko Niko Douga.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Umezz Updates


You never know with Kazuo.



Following the death of the Kazuo Umezu Official Homepage, he stepped out of the spotlight and embarked on a quest to leave the manga world behind in reinventing himself as a rock star. Now Kazz is staging a comeback, kicking things off with scattered television appearances and a session on Niko Nama last month. There's also the forthcoming Umezz Perfection release of has magnum opus, Fourteen, featuring a brand new ending spread out over 18 full color pages--his first manga work in well over a decade.

Source
Even more, the Lumine department stores in Shinjuku and Ikebukuro are plastered with advertisements featuring his heroines and trademark red and white stripes. As bizarre as that may sound, Kazz is the original fashionista mangaka and one the first to give his characters revolving wardrobes. Kazz has always had an eye for costume design--including his own.



Everything is leading up to Umezz Carnival 2012, a day filled with live performances of material from Yami no Album 2, along with a talk event unraveling the mysteries of Fourteen, dancers, and a high-five session topped off with autographs. Kazz has never disappointed before, so be sure to grab your tickets when they go on sale August 20th!