Showing posts with label Events. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Events. Show all posts

Monday, July 15, 2013

Cockroach Combine Skitters Into Yasukuni Shrine

Gather round, gather round! Japan's finest traveling freak show has returned to Yasukini Shrine's Mitama festival after a four year hiatus. Prepare your camera—and stomach—before venturing inside to witness the most depraved savages still privileged to enjoy the light of day. This is Gokiburi Konbinaato—the Cockroach Combine—where they pride themselves in their depravity.

SEE the charming Snake Woman slither across stage with her serpent lover draped across her bare body!

CHEER the Wild Tribesmen as they chase down a live chicken to offer in sacrifice to their ancient Gods!


MARVEL at Prehistoric Man, impervious to pain as he pulls a brick-loaded cart strung from the metal spike piercing his cheeks!


GASP at the Human Crane, whose emanciated frame belies the endurance to suspend objects attached to a chain running through his nose and mouth!

FEAR the shocking Worm Man as he walks the pet parasite that has taken up residence inside his nematode-addled brain!

Sorry folks, show's over! That's all they could get away with at a family friendly spot like Yasukuni Shrine without upsetting the PTA and the ancestral spirits of enshrined war criminals. They're taking their act to club Kagurazaka Explosion on August eighth for an evening of unrestrained madness. Pregnant women or those with a heart condition are recommended to consult their physician before attending.









Monday, October 1, 2012

TRANSFUNKET: Fujoshi in Diguise

Let's do a  quick word association test: Japanese giant robot shows.

The usual subjects come to mind—Evangelion, Gundam, Mazinger Z and all his god-like brethren. Transformers would only register as an afterthought, it at all.

It's easy to forget that Transformers, though produced by Hasbro, was animated chiefly by Japan's legendary Toei Studio (as a follow up to Voltron, ironically). Japan continued the saga even after the toy line died down in the states with The Headmasters and successive series throughout the mid-90's, many of which still have American fans clamoring for a release. Even the 100% western-produced CG Beast Wars would receive a mad-cap localization and  anime sequels overseas that brought a new generation into the fold.

Transfunket is another such effort to take Tranformers back to its country of origin in a way that only the Japanese can—through dojinshi and cosplay.

Held last Sunday at a rusted-out civic center in Asakusabashi, the event crammed over 100 dealers into an area the size of a church basement for an afternoon of human-on-bot excitement. Proceed with caution—the content is not what you'd expect of your typical BotCon. The rare toys and comics were sorely outnumbered by the Etsy-level crafts and slash fiction. If you've ever wanted a Decepticon daruma, or fantasized about Megatron and Starscream grinding gears, then you've come to the right place.
I didn't get an advance ticket so by the time I was let inside all the "good" dojinshi was sold-out.  Knockout pairings were apparently in high demand.
Transformers Shockwave cosplay in boots.
The only way to improve Shockwave's design would be to add breasts and thigh-high boots. Bravo!
Transformers Prime cosplay.
Crafting anthropomorphic fashion is the most important skill a Transformers fujoshi can possess, next to visualizing slash fiction for heavy machinery. Dig the giant collar for Megatron's shoulder pads.
Transformers Bearbrick Bumblebee cosplay.
Michael Bay and Be@rbrick, double branding of two of my least favorite things.
Transformers cosplay
The Transformer equivalent of a doller.
Taking the expression "Bayformers" literally.
Proof that the fandom hasn't been completely taken over by cross-dressing robots.
Nakashima Naoki is the one artist I would actually buy something from, so naturally he didn't have a booth.
My apologizes to red-blooded western Transfans—you won't share a common bond with a majority of your Japanese compatriots. According to the organizer, the event used to be driven by man-children in awe of giant robots, but recently fujoshi have started calling the shots.

The changeover was inevitable. Transformers is a sausage fest (assuming that the 'bots have interlocking moving parts) and any show with a mostly all-male cast is ripe for fujoshi-sploitation. If anything, the franchise was behind the pop-culture curve before picking up its female fans. All it needs now are MikuMikuDance videos to fully divorce it from the source material and make it another burnt-out meme.
 
Sorry, looks like I spoke too soon. Autobots inferior, Vocaloids superior.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

TAF VS ACE

For coverage of the Tokyo International Anime Fair (TAF), go here. For coverage of the Anime Contents Expo (ACE), go here. For an analysis of how they bleed after a few rounds in the ring against each other, see below:

Annual festivals coalesce the disparate individuals of Japan into a cohesive national persona. They bring people together, invigorate business, and enrich the community while marking the changing seasons—in the case of TAF and ACE, the spring anime season. How do these two competing events stack up against each other, and what happens when festivals betray their intended purpose by dividing instead of uniting?

Over its four day span TAF narrowly missed the 100,000 visitor mark, with a quarter of its traffic coming from the business days. By comparison, ACE's weekend run barely managed to eek by with just 40,000. Clearly, TAF is by far the more popular event. If only it were a simple numbers game!

Despite boasting nearly double the headcount, TAF felt like a ghost town, partially because big names like Kodansha and Aniplex were boycotting the event over the controversial Bill 156, aka “Tokyo Manga Ban,” which was signed into being at the end of 2010 by event chairman and governor of Tokyo Ishihara Shintaro.

The lingering exhibitors didn’t help—no one had their hearts in it, not even the attendees. There was no energy. That sterile miasma unique to trade shows permeated the hall. Which is oddly fitting considering that, at its core, TAF is a trade show.

To its credit, TAF is taking care of business. While overall attendance on the industry days fell 8%, foreign company presence rose by 25%. Reaching out to new clients and negotiating international broadcast rights is hardly the stuff of headlines, but it needs to be done to keep the entertainment machine well fed.

AKB 48 has nothing on this guy. (Source)

Similarly, a steady stream of fresh acquisitions is the key to sustainability. Go ahead and dismiss TAF for being kiddy-oriented—those children shaking hands with Anpanman now may well grow up to shake hands with seiyuu bikini models, or in other ways support the industry. I take back what I said about their being no energy. The kids brought enough for everyone, I just didn't notice until I thought to look down to their level. And when they’re ready to step out of the sandbox and into the exciting world of late-night anime, ACE will be there with open arms.

If TAF is the nurturing parent, then ACE is the “cool” older brother who inadvertently ruins his siblings by introducing them to Dungeons and Dragons before the concept of girls. ACE had it all—concerts, cosplay, limited-edition goods, Kadokawa—and most importantly, atmosphere! There’s a reason that people were camping out in front of the convention center before it opened. It was to be the first event of its kind, an industry-sanctioned fan appreciation day, and we were standing on the edge of opportunity.

With all the buzz and excitement (and lines), it seemed like the long-anticipated “Spring Comiket” had finally materialized. Forget the general public, ACE was all about giving otaku exactly what they wanted. Therein lies the pitfall. Voice actresses and one-day-only merch are going to draw a crowd—the same crowd, the core audience, each time. And lest we forget, insularity is what started the vicious cycle that currently plagues the industry, where studios court the niche in hopes of recouping enough in DVD sales to stay afloat.

10 cents at your local grocers. (Source)

After all the sizzle, we certainly got our steak. But at what cost? 300 yen for a bowl of bean sprouts seems to be the going street price, inflated for gullibility. Catering to the fans soon became exploiting the fans. Consider that, at 1500 yen a ticket, you are forking out the cost of a movie ticket for the privilege of viewing advertisements and queuing up for luxury merchandise. Despite turning the consumer-advertiser model on its head, the organizers still managed to loose money.

Speaking of movies, if you wanted to get your hands on advance tickets for the upcoming Madoka Magica films, you had better set aside the requisite 4,800 yen and pack your sleeping bag—available for ACE attendees only, sorry!

This exclusivity is another crippling symptom of late night anime. Whatever popularity Madoka enjoys with civilians has been won hand-over-fist through word of mouth recommendations and government patronship. But if the limited-release of the film is any indication (16 theaters nationwide with just 2 in Tokyo at time of writing), it hasn't attracted the number of viewers it deserves based on its accolades. Another series fit for prime time, wasted on a midnight time slot. The real tragedy here? So long as they keep making Homu-Homu Figma models, fans could care less.

The lost opportunity created by this dichotomy is analogous to the two events. TAF has mass-market appeal and supports the industry, but lacks the cooperation of big companies to make it relevant to fans. Conversely, ACE knows its niche and delivers the goods, but is too hardcore for the burgeoning light user sector.

The obvious fix for next time would be to move ACE to a larger venue, slap on an industry day, and maybe section off the “older teen” content to keep things family friendly. Assuming, of course, there is a next time. ACE's official statement makes a follow-up event sound ambivalent at best. To paraphrase,

“Our mission is to create a place for fans and anime to come together, with ACE being our offering for this year. We will keep our minds open to the possibility of their being a better means available to deliver something even greater.”

For an event created solely as an act of protest, ACE is running low on piss and vinegar.

In a December 27th interview in Weekly Playboy, Aniplex producer Takahashi Yuma explains that they walked away from TAF not in objection to the bill, but to keep in step with the publishers. The tone of the article implies that, to the studios, ACE is nothing more than a shell game they’re forced to play to keep their client happy. They’d rather focus on making quality shows and push the politics out of the peripheral.

Even Kodansha no longer sounds as hardline as they initially did after orchestrating the split. They may not have been physically present at TAF, but they were certainly on the steering committee. Representatives from Kodansha are quoted as saying that, “We have the same goals and don’t think that a permanent schism is a good thing.” Apparently no-one has filed for divorce quite yet.

Will ACE throw itself back into the bosom of the abusive TAF? Or will they stay their ground to take a beating the following year? Neither option seems very good, as the former weakens the publishers, while the latter further drives a wedge between the industry and the administration who should be supporting the arts.

Despite grumbling about the prices and lines, the fans are already clamoring for next year's ACE and have hoisted it to festival status, albeit a local one. TAF had the wind knocked out of it but still stands, supported by its public popularity. They're both poised to do great things for the industry and community, if only they can stop being so divisive.

ACE's greatest assets. (Source)

Maybe having two events isn't such a bad thing after all. Choice is always welcome. Do you want to shake hands with Anpanman, or giant anime funbags? I only ask that they keep other options on the table for everyone else between the extremes.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Umezu Carnival 2011

If it feels like there hasn’t been much Umezu Kazuo news lately, it’s because the mad manga-ka has cloistered himself in his recording lab over the past year making the final modifications to his latest musical experiment, Yami no Album 2, a sequel to the original 1975 oddity.


This year’s Umezu Carnival capped off the Kichijoji Animation Wonderland and served as a testing ground for his latest creation. Normally the annual talk show and concert are held separately, but Kazz’s band didn’t have time to prep for the new material, leaving him free to hog the spotlight and rock it karaoke-style.

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The focus here isn't Kazz's grand entrance, but rather his shirt featuring Makoto-Chan using his sister Mika as a human toilet. That pretty much set the mood for the rest of the night.

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Kazz serenades the crowd with Shinjuku Crows, his throwback to wandering pub minstrels from the early post-war days. Obviously he's playing the femme fatale.

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It's not ironic if it's authentic! Rocker Kazz dusted the mothballs of his 70's digs to prove that he's had this prima donna thing down cold before most of the audience was even born.

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For the talk show portion, Demerin played Ran-Maru, the geriatric rock star from Makoto-Chan who hides his potbelly, male pattern baldness, and erectile dysfunction with prosthetics. He's the most family-friendly character in the series, all things considered.

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Kazz has always dreamed of becoming a pirate. Not because of the high-sailing adventure (he gets seasick), but because of the red-white stripe uniform! Though he admits that his Peter Pan complex might have something to do with it as well.

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The lovely mustached crew of the Gwashi Dancers try out their sea legs as they perform Pirate Rock, the hot new cut from Yami no Album 2.

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Momo-Chan, the little girl up front, memorized the choreography through repeat viewings of the DVDs and was rewarded with a spot as an honorary Gwash Dancer. Things are looking up for the future of the Umezu empire.

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Though it's probably a good idea to leave the kids at home with perverts like this running loose. Voidmare (left) is in his award-winning white haired witch costume while Gokicchi (right) is looking to administer a savage tickling as Miira Sensei, or the Mummy Teacher.

Find out more about the Nakayoshi reprints here.

Between the release of his first new album in over three decades and a focus on reprints of rare, early Shojo material, 2011 has been a throwback year for Kazz. If everything goes according to plan, next year he'll have the band back together with new arrangements, new antics, and new ways to gross us out!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Happy Kinnikuman Day

Before getting yelled at by security at the 6th annual Kinnikuman Day Muscle Museum, I managed to snap a few shots of original artwork:

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Mask Hunting poster illustration

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Jump Comics volume 23 cover illustration

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Torn from the pages of Yudetamago's high school notebook!

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Reportedly the first manga inspired kimono ever made.

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For just 3813.07USD you can own your very own life-sized ethnic Kinnikuman, limited to 5 pieces!

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Magical Mosh Misfits' take on Warsman

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I waited in line with a full bladder for over three hours to get a ticket which allowed me to wait in line another hour and a half to get this. A small price to pay as Nakai-sensei rarely does signings these days, especially as a duo with Shimada-sensei.

View the entire Flickr set here.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Umekowa!! Kazuo Umezu Exhibit in Shibuya


Be among the first to celebrate Kazz's 75 birthday (10 months early!) by stopping by a manga exhibition being held in his honor at Parco Part 1 in Shibuya through the middle of February! Details as well as information on a special autograph session are as follows:

Exhibition

■Dates:Jan. 21st (Friday) through Feb. 14th (Monday) 2011 ※Closing at 6:00pm on 2/14
■Where:Shibuya Parco Part 1 6F Parco Factory
■When:10:00am-9:00pm ※Admission ends 30 minutes prior to closing
■Price:Adults: ¥300 Children: Free

Special Event and Signing

■When:Jan. 22nd (Saturday) 2:00pm~ (Ticket distribution starts at 10:00am)
■Where: Shibuya Parco Part 1 6F Parco Factory
■Tickets are limited to the first 75 people

*In addition to a numbered ticket, you must also possess the following to receive an autograph
 ・Umekowa!! Exhibit ticket stub
 ・Umekowa!! Merchandise corner receipt

*Autograph boards will be prepared by Parco
*Line order will be determined by ticket number, first come first served
*One ticket per customer

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Kaiju Blue Unleashes Their Inner Monsters

"Wake up, Inner Monster
Unleash wild expression
Take the first step unto new horizons"

For their latest exhibition, Kaiju Blue sent out BLObPUS blanks to 10 modern artists along with the question, "Is it possible to fuse fine art with soft vinyl figures?" The answer? Let's just say that results may vary...

The show runs through the 19th, so there is still time to see it in person and judge for yourself!










Couldn't figure out if this was part of the show

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Kawasaki Halloween 2010

Visit Umezu Kazuo's official homepage for more event pics and footage!

Autumn in Japan has very little of the seasonal charm you grew up with. Trick or treating never caught on, nobody celebrates Thanksgiving, and good luck finding a pumpkin to carve. Thankfully we have the good folks in Kawasaki to throw us a bone with their annual Halloween Parade! The event is a cultural mash-up, part Macy’s Day Parade, part costume contest.

This year saw over three thousand costumed participants take over the streets in a frenzied procession of Cosplay, furries, gore, and good old-fashioned Halloween ingenuity. Words would only waste your time―Check out the raw footage of the revelers:



The parade concluded with a costume contest where participants competed in your bog standard categories, such as best special effects, best character, best overall, and so on. Of course, when special guest Umezu Kazuo is presiding as judge over this carnival of souls, you can be assured that the results would be anything but ordinary.

Image lifted from Denbushi - I couldn't even see let alone take pics! Thanks!-Voidmare

Say hello to the winner of this year’s special Umezu Kazuo Choice Award, our very own Voidmare, for his home-brewed take on the titular fiend from the 1968 Umezu-inspired horror flick, The Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (Hebi Musume to Hakuhatsuma).



Again, thanks to Jason for the photo and Velocitron for letting me use his airbrush!

I have to hand it to Voidmare for having the most perverted outfit out of an undulating sea of weirdos, exhibitionists, and fur suits. His baleful, empty gaze and twitching claws brought authentic fear and revulsion to the unexpected as he stalked through the crowd. It takes a special type of person to get their rocks off by loosening the bowels of those around them, and I’m proud to call him my (blogging) partner.

Not to be outdone, fellow Umezu and overall horror aficionado Gokicchi showed up in his self-stitched mask of Mokume, the Frankenstein-like demon doll from the one-shot Negai. Amidst the turmoil of the crowd, his otherwise plain clothes costume hit people when they least expected it and sent kids and women screaming for cover. True to the manga, he used real nails for the teeth! Concerned parents should sure to keep their children away from the grasp of Gokicchi's gardening gloves.

It turned out that this was only a warm-up for the true showing of deviance that night.


The room gets uncomfortably hot around 1:10.

Of all the cultural flotsam that washed up onto the beaches of Japan, I never would have expected the natives to celebrate and form a cult around The Rocky Horror Picture Show. If you’re not familiar with the concept of “shadow casts”, they’re fairly straightforward—Veteran fans get up in front of the screen to act out scenes of the film, complete with the requisite costumes and props, while the audience supplements the dialogue with witty call backs, MST3K style. Except in this case they imported an authentic British transvestite, and the puns were in response to not only the audio dialogue, but also the subtitles, sometimes in Japanese, but more often in Engrish!

As someone who hasn’t seen Rocky Horror since I was old enough to understand how warped it is, I was overwhelmed by the visual whirlwind of following the screen, and shadows cast, and audience all at once, compounded by the blitzkrieg of bilingual jokes and bisexual stage antics. At least I was lucky enough to be skipped over for the Virgin Hazing. I’d hate to show up the regulars with my banana-eating technique.

The Kawasaki showing may be the beginning of another Rocky Horror revival in Japan, unseen since the height of the bubble. There’s even talk of bringing back the theater musical at some point next year. True believers, keep your eyes on Lips, the Rocky Horror fan club and masterminds behind the night’s debauchery.