Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Attack of the Fifty Foot Rubber Woman

Hundreds of recovering otaku were sent into shock last weekend as fantasies of their little sister winning the battle against leukemia to grow up into a sex pot were stomped into the dust by a monstrous blowup doll of popular fap fodder Ayase Haruka.

While the house-sized pajama pants had our room wear sexy sensors going off the charts, it's easy to see how long time fans would feel betrayed to see their darling fetish object exposed to radiation and mutated into the frumpy bride of Galactus.

The problem with idols is that they start out cute, but grow up fast into world eating leviathans with love handles to match. Better pick her up one of those scientifically proven Pyramid Powers.

Compound that with the world's fattest camel toe and you'll be thankful to spend the better part of your life in a sexless marriage. If your dutch wife looks like this, file for divorce!

1 comment:

  1. One of the funniest damn things I have read in a long time. Great Stuff!