Rushing to get your lady chocolates at the last minute? Relax, Japanese scientists have you covered. All you need is a small mammal and nail polish, and BAM! Spontaneous chocolatization!
This method works on large mammals too. Not that I would condone such a thing. You'd give yourself diabetes trying to dispose of the body.
The scientific breakthroughs witnessed today were made possible by the men and women of SRI (Science Research Institute). Look forward to more mind-boggling research in the future.
Why did she jump into the flower?
ReplyDeleteMore importantly, when my robot lover is made in Japan, I won't need chocolate.